Thursday, June 5, 2014

A TALL TALE OF THE SOUTH SEAS



On the tropical island of Maninikapukaka, there lived a carefree Island Surfer Boy named Brytikinalu.

He had a lovely sister named MaileDeananalani.
She was the most beautiful, enchanting Hula Maiden in all the islands and the men were in love with her.

Her twin sister, LoloDeanpupuletake, was not right in the head from a life of too much Kava and Bamboo Pipe. She was always filled with jealousy for her sister.

On the day of the annual Orange Beer and Coconut Crab Laulau Making Festival, LoloDeanpupuletaka's loose tongue revealed her plan to kill her twin by suffocating her with the overpowering stench of her five week old rotting poisson cru.

Chief NukuBrymanaonalohaSmith caught wind of the plan, and quickly banished her forever to the small atoll of Takerangapuputaki, where she still lives to this day, making copra into feed for her one and only pet cow, Pipikaulapoipoi.

ALOHA FROM MANINIKAPUKAKA!


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